<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339721520476167086</id><updated>2012-02-16T20:20:47.579-08:00</updated><category term='Just For Laugh'/><category term='Valentine&apos;s Day'/><title type='text'>N</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1339721520476167086/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Swarvoski Krystal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17101835478125669396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>2</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339721520476167086.post-5820055681925867225</id><published>2009-02-16T18:33:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-03-22T19:21:38.835-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Valentine&apos;s Day'/><title type='text'>Happy Valentine's Day 2009!!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-size:180%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;14 February 2009 Saturday&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/User/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;img src="file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/User/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot-1.jpg" alt="" /&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZvy41Rr1uI/AAAAAAAAAKs/kNjAje5QNuc/s1600-h/Antique_Valentine_05.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 271px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZvy41Rr1uI/AAAAAAAAAKs/kNjAje5QNuc/s400/Antique_Valentine_05.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5304100044346742498" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:100%;"  &gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY??!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;Generally, &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/span&gt; is a celebration of &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;love and lovers&lt;/span&gt;. The roots of       Valentine's Day goes back to ancient times, when people paid honor to the       Roman God of Fertility. This was known as the Feast of Lupercalia, and was       celebrated even then on February 14th.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;In current modern times, &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/span&gt; is nothing but a trading day or business opportunity for most Retail and F&amp;amp;B businessmen, where they would come up with all sorts of luxurious packages for lovers and charge them exorbitantly!    &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;       &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;The traditions of &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Valentine's Day &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;are broad and many. It is a time to exchange       cards or small gifts. In the past, chocolates and jewelry are the big hits of this       holiday as is romantic dinners. For now, they are replaced by branded goods like LV, Gucci, Chanel handbags or wallets and platinum diamond rings or necklaces together with posh fine dining.        &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;       &lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;It is a romantic event for &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;lovers&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; and a fun event for kids as VD family. Many       a couple become engaged or wed on this day. For others it is a day to fall       in&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; love&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;. Of course for businessmen is "counting dollars day".&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;       &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Did you know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;While 75% of chocolate purchases are made by women       all year long, during the days and minutes  before &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/span&gt;,       75% of the chocolate purchases are made by men.  Over $1billion       of chocolate is purchased for &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/span&gt;.(Hmmm...a good business alternative for people who are jobless now ~ learn chocolate making?? :p)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Saint &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;Valentine's Day&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; Massacre&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;During the "Roaring twenties(1920's)",       mobs, crime and gangsters were at a height in many parts of the U.S. Alcohol       was banned, spawning the rise of Bootlegging and mob activity. Chicago ,       Illinois experienced more than it's share of mobs and gangsters. On &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's       Day&lt;/span&gt;, February 14, 1929, four gangsters dressed up as policemen, massacred       seven members of a rival gang.       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;       &lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;Do you also Know?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;February 14th was formerly thought to be the first day       of bird's mating for the season. This sparked the custom of sending       valentines to each other.       &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-family: trebuchet ms;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span&gt;Anyway,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;this year &lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;Valentine's Day &lt;/span&gt;was special for me. I do not have to spend it together with any boyfriend(s) &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;&lt;span&gt;(Thank God! No more any unnecessary disputes!)&lt;/span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;On the eve, I had Babe Nurul to celebrate with me over a nice dinner at TCC. On the actual day, I spent it with my darling Act Moody Monster, doing DIY spa massage, facial, pedicure &amp;amp; manicure together. Surprisingly, Act Moody Monster enjoyed it alot! He looked exceptionally adorable in his white after-bath robe. I realized that he loves cam-whoring too, especially posing funny faces! &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(153, 51, 153);"&gt;(Just like its owner :p)&lt;/span&gt; LOL~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiKt9nNfI/AAAAAAAAAFs/UF63uwJs_Yo/s1600-h/Hawaii+Presents.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiKt9nNfI/AAAAAAAAAFs/UF63uwJs_Yo/s400/Hawaii+Presents.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303589078714234354" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt;*Lovely gifts from Babe Nurul ~ Blue "Guess" bling-bling singlet, bling-bling sandal shaped handphone sling &amp;amp; necklace, guitar shaped keychain, nail filer, joke book and heart shaped butter cookie all from Hawaii. (There's supposed to have a packet of macedonia chocolate but I just can't help myself from stuffing it into my mouth that morning!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204); font-family: trebuchet ms;"&gt; :p)   &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiP_vkIeI/AAAAAAAAAF0/jNuAwqV86ek/s1600-h/Krystal+4.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 339px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiP_vkIeI/AAAAAAAAAF0/jNuAwqV86ek/s400/Krystal+4.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303589169386496482" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(153, 51, 153);font-size:85%;" &gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);"&gt;*Love from Babe Nurul, Just For Me &lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiT5y0rLI/AAAAAAAAAF8/pKaxcTC9Ho0/s1600-h/Krystal+5.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 322px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiT5y0rLI/AAAAAAAAAF8/pKaxcTC9Ho0/s400/Krystal+5.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303589236509027506" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Sorry Han, that you have to share your wife with me...&lt;br /&gt;*giving the smugly apologetic-look"&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiYk_DqDI/AAAAAAAAAGE/bai2qVl0d84/s1600-h/Kaikai.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 397px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiYk_DqDI/AAAAAAAAAGE/bai2qVl0d84/s400/Kaikai.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303589316822542386" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*My darling Kaikai aka Act Moody Monster&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiyEiiiRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/RU1NMCGBIj8/s1600-h/P1020261.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 379px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoiyEiiiRI/AAAAAAAAAGM/RU1NMCGBIj8/s400/P1020261.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303589754789595410" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Laughing wholeheartedly after doing spa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZovJzyxQtI/AAAAAAAAAGc/3QFFRQ5cg-I/s1600-h/P1020263.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 353px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZovJzyxQtI/AAAAAAAAAGc/3QFFRQ5cg-I/s400/P1020263.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303603356750660306" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Showing off his perfect white teeth after doing his dental flossing.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZomU0ZILjI/AAAAAAAAAGU/fKR6Ts8lJ9k/s1600-h/P1020262.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZomU0ZILjI/AAAAAAAAAGU/fKR6Ts8lJ9k/s400/P1020262.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303593650285456946" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Exposing his slimy, sexy pinky tongue.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoxenmHvgI/AAAAAAAAAGk/ukWV70lJ2wU/s1600-h/P1020264.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 328px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZoxenmHvgI/AAAAAAAAAGk/ukWV70lJ2wU/s400/P1020264.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303605913276890626" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Looking at me with something up to his sleeves ~ F.I.S.H.Y&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo1mKcUmDI/AAAAAAAAAGs/L7_OQhtA6_o/s1600-h/P1020272.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 340px; height: 400px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo1mKcUmDI/AAAAAAAAAGs/L7_OQhtA6_o/s400/P1020272.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303610440936626226" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Acting Adorable and Sweet.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div  style="text-align: center; font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo2ttJMMMI/AAAAAAAAAG0/7h0NefCzILE/s1600-h/P1020273.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 332px; height: 400px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo2ttJMMMI/AAAAAAAAAG0/7h0NefCzILE/s400/P1020273.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303611670022336706" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-size:85%;" &gt;*Suddenly making monkey faces.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:85%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo5szHq9WI/AAAAAAAAAG8/xcQlG34H_Us/s1600-h/P1020274.JPG"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 237px; height: 400px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZo5szHq9WI/AAAAAAAAAG8/xcQlG34H_Us/s400/P1020274.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5303614952981591394" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(204, 51, 204);font-family:trebuchet ms;font-size:85%;"  &gt;*Giving his final "model" pose, exhibiting his long, sexy, slender limbs ~ Girls! What are you waiting for?! *wink~wink*&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1339721520476167086-5820055681925867225?l=swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com/feeds/5820055681925867225/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com/2009/02/happy-valentines-day-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1339721520476167086/posts/default/5820055681925867225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/1339721520476167086/posts/default/5820055681925867225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://swarvoskikrystal.blogspot.com/2009/02/happy-valentines-day-2009.html' title='Happy Valentine&apos;s Day 2009!!!'/><author><name>Swarvoski Krystal</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17101835478125669396</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SZvy41Rr1uI/AAAAAAAAAKs/kNjAje5QNuc/s72-c/Antique_Valentine_05.jpg' height='72' width='72'/><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1339721520476167086.post-8594843894670038258</id><published>2009-02-16T18:31:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-02-23T22:54:06.143-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Just For Laugh'/><title type='text'>Just For Laugh (1)</title><content type='html'>&lt;a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_wno2jGs49qI/SaOQbeBq22I/AAAAAAAAALM/7vprazg7QMU/s1600-h/Just+for+laugh+krystal.jpg"&gt;&lt;img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; 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text-align: center;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;This is good…&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p  style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: center;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Corporate Lesson One:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p  style="font-weight: bold;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Before she says a word, Bob says,"&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel." &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;After a few seconds, Bob hands her S$800 dollars and leaves. &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;“Who was that?”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0); font-style: italic;"&gt;“It was Bob the next door neighbor,”&lt;/span&gt; she replies.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;“Great!” &lt;/span&gt;the husband says, &lt;span style="font-style: italic; color: rgb(255, 0, 0);"&gt;“did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?”’&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; color: rgb(51, 51, 255); font-style: italic;font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;Moral Of The Story:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p  style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify; font-style: italic; color: rgb(51, 51, 255);font-family:trebuchet ms;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p face="trebuchet ms" style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt; &lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: justify;"&gt;  &lt;/div&gt;&lt;p face="trebuchet ms" style="font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:130%;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="font-family: trebuchet ms; font-weight: bold; text-align: justify;" class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;span style="font-size:100%;"&gt;EXTRACT FROM THE OFFICE INBOX – JOKE BOOK – JOKES FOR HER&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt; 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